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Hatters! I have seen it! The end is nigh!
BUT NOT FOR US!
Today, we beat back the Overlord, saving our most precious crystal!
In their rage, they blacked out our server, but do not fear!
Our server will soon return, and it is time to bring the fight to them!
Tomorrow, Sunday August 16th, at 9pm GMT, we will attack the Overlord's castle!
After tomorrow's victory, we shall live in peace and happiness once more!
We once knew happiness.
We once saw it in the sun, heard it in laughter, tasted its sweet nectar on our tongue.
However, when we finally saw it for what it was, we crushed it.
We strove to watch it wither, die and fade from memory into the darkness of the void.
The same will happen to the happiness from your last so called "victory" at the west tower.
We have had enough waiting around, waiting for our secret messages to be released to you.
We are coming.
Tomorrow, 9 pm GMT, the East tower.
Your happiness will be vanquished.
I have a confession to make... I am a thief.
I have stolen a small part of the Zombie Overlord's diary in a hope that it will give you the information you need to be prepared for the second attack.
I hope the ends justify the means and we are triumphant despite my crime.
I wish you good luck, for the end is ever nigh.
It has almost been a week,
and your future still looks bleak.
Your weak defences are appalling,
and your numbers, they are falling.
You fight with your own kin,
and still think that you can win.
My army grows with speed and power,
and this will be your final hour.
One week from last is when you'll see,
that you are still no match for me.
It is beyond the setting sun,
that we will all have lots of fun.
People! The End is Nigh!
Last night I had a vision.
First, I saw a single word. "Saturday".
Then, I saw letters and numbers I could not understand, such as "9pm GMT" or "10pm BST" or "5pm EST" and more!
I have been told by those on the server that these all represent one time, the time of the ZOL attack!
Prepare for the End! It is Nigh!